NOTE TO MY DEAR FRIEND P.McQ:
If you happen to be reading this blog to keep tabs on whether or not I am lying to you in regards to The Brit, I will say only this... "lying" is a very harsh word.

I prefer to think of it as "omitting information which might otherwise cause you to:
A) Question my better judgement
B) Question any shred of respect you might have left for me
C) Vomit all over your computer screen"

My life is fucked up. I prefer it that way. It keep things interesting.
And I love you -- 110%. Know that always.