Yeah - I think we may have created monsters. I was having breakfast out there yesterday when a gang of the rodents closed in on me and demanded I share my peanut butter toast. It was truly frightening.
I am bold but I also have some fears. I'll parachute off the top of the Austrian Alps, but am sometimes afraid to go into the basement alone. I am an artist, a musician, a writer and a thinker. I can appreciate the beauty in things that are often overlooked, and tend to overlook that which is ostentatious. I think those are probably enough characteristics, but I'll also throw in the fact that I am tidy, well-groomed, a decent cook and I don't snore.
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Yeah - I think we may have created monsters. I was having breakfast out there yesterday when a gang of the rodents closed in on me and demanded I share my peanut butter toast. It was truly frightening.
Needless to say, they won.
Cute as they may be
It really seems to me
If they demand your toast
You should have Critter Roast
Oh please, don't recoil
Just get some good tin foil
And roast them like potato
Then get out the tomato
And lettuce, if you please
And on them, mustard squeeze
And put them on a bun
Isn't Critter Roast fun?!
Bard or no bard... you're not right.
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