IT'S DEFINITELY THE LITTLE THINGS
I won my very first eBay auction yesterday. I can't wait until it comes!!
Today I'm wearing jeans AND deodorant for the first time in nine days. I miss my sweatpants. Still can't do the bra yet, too many little scabbies. Fortunately, there ain't too much boob to corral and I can get away with layering a few shirts.
About to make my first public appearance at the grocery store. I figure if people look at me funny, I'll just tell them I'm the first known case of bird flu in North America. That should back them right the fuck off.