(I swear to God I am not making this up)
I belong to the local World Gym, and have been going regularly for the past 7 or so years. I like my gym a lot. Yeah, like any other chain gym, it has its share of Meat-Heads. But since I have the coveted "teacher's schedule", I am usually in and out before the evening muscle crew comes in to tear things up.
One day a few years back, I had just finished up my workout and was heading into the locker room to get my stuff and go home.
It was a day like any other day.
I walked into the bathroom area to wash the millions of germs and bacteria off my hands, not thinking too much when suddenly -- I was face to face with this:
At first I thought I had somehow wandered into the wrong locker room. Here was this amazing spectacle of a man, standing before me wearing nothing but jeans - pecs glistening, abs rippling - blowdrying his ... shoulder-length hair?
"Hey - how's it going," the creature asked in a not-very-feminine female voice. I just stood there - gawking, confused - for what seemed like hours, until it finally registered that this was some sort of ... woman.
I maintained eye contact with the beast as I slowly backed away, out of the locker room, and ran like hell to my car.
I later learned that the creature was indeed a woman - a lawyer, in fact! And, obviously, a professional bodybuilder.
I even found she had a website where I learned that she has a 50" chest and can bench press 500 lbs.
I know I may be putting myself in danger by posting this -- she may hunt me down and swallow me whole. But I feel I somehow owe this to the world.
* If you don't hear from me again soon, please send help.