Monday, June 26, 2006

PEOPLE I HOPE NEVER TO MEET, VOL. I

Anyone who hangs these off the back of their vehicle...

Have you seen this? Today I had the good fortune of driving behind a giant, black pickup which was sporting a set. They complimented the gun rack nicely. The ensemble was tastily rounded with the bumper stickers: No Fear, NRA, W2004 and those yellow ribbon "Support Our Troops" magnets (the profits of which I am certain go straight to our troops).

So I came home and Googled "balls for trucks" and found that there are actually more than one company that manufactures truck testicles. I guess it's because when you're looking to purchase automotive genitalia, it's always best to comparison shop.

3 comments:

Loki said...

Haiku:

Balls upon the truck
A need to show everyone
Inadequacy?

Mike said...

That is nuts (no pun intended). Even in testicle-loving San Francisco, I have never seen these.

Loki said...

Mike,

It would be a phallacy ... err... fallacy... to believe that gay men would have such terrible taste! Err... taste? Nevermind. Forget I said anything. :)