Wednesday, June 21, 2006


A few years ago, I was dating a guy whom we now refer to as "Psycho Jim" (for a myriad of reasons, none of which I will bother to expound on at this time.) One evening, Psycho Jim and I went to JCPenney's so he could be fitted for a suit. While he was having his inseam measured, I took a stroll around the Men's department and came upon a bin of random pieces of clothing marked for clearance. While sifting through the garments, I happened upon the BIGGEST FUCKING PAIR OF UNDERPANTS EVER! And they were only 99¢ - so naturally, I bought them, knowing full well that they possessed unlimited potential for fun.

Alas, Psycho Jim did not last very long. But as anticipated, the BIG underwear (aka: "The Mighty Whities") have served me well.

Today, my school-teacher colleagues and I embarked on our annual 'Faculty Float Trip' down the Delaware River. It was a perfect day and we had a great group of fun people - in canoes and kayaks - covering the eight miles from Milford to Dingman's, PA. There was a nice wind which I was able to take advantage of...

Summertime. And the livin' is oh-so-easy.


Loki said...

Brilliant! Laugh-out-loud brilliant :)

Kudos to your mom for the engineering of the sail.

Anonymous said...

Nice work from Ecuador... Hope all is well!

Pensive Turtle said...

Yay! I've gone global!!

Cheers Odie :)

Ted said...

All I want to know the hell did you get my underwear??? :)