TOP 10 EVENTS OF THE WEEKEND
10. Watching "The Birdcage" for the 10,048th time.
9. Running 10.5 miles and not dying.
8. My 3 month-old nephew farting on my arm.
7. The fact that he then LAUGHED about it.
6. The realization that no matter how old (or young) you are: farts are funny.
5. Buffalo wings + 1/2 a bottle of wine + Rita's ice = well-rounded dinner.
4. Livia Soprano dying in the 3rd season of Netflix SopranoFest?!
3. HIS Dad harassing a gay waiter about squirrels.
2. The renewed appreciation for blue skies and life after attending someone's wake.
1. The naked, bald man... playing a fife.