How is "San-gina" still on this show?? I can only assume that he is the Kevin Covais of season six.
Somewhere in America, a group of college kids is probably sitting around smoking weed, eating Cheetos and text-messaging votes for the worst possible candidate. To you stoners I say: STOP IT! Go steal some furniture from the dorm lobby or pull some fire alarms.
Speaking of fires...
The other night I was at HIS apartment making some dinner. Somehow I managed to set fire to a veggie buffalo wing in HIS microwave.
I've reached an all-time culinary low. I hope HE's not rethinking the whole engagement thing.