Yeah - I think we may have created monsters. I was having breakfast out there yesterday when a gang of the rodents closed in on me and demanded I share my peanut butter toast. It was truly frightening.Needless to say, they won.
Cute as they may beIt really seems to meIf they demand your toastYou should have Critter RoastOh please, don't recoilJust get some good tin foilAnd roast them like potatoThen get out the tomatoAnd lettuce, if you pleaseAnd on them, mustard squeezeAnd put them on a bunIsn't Critter Roast fun?!
Bard or no bard... you're not right.
Yeah - I think we may have created monsters. I was having breakfast out there yesterday when a gang of the rodents closed in on me and demanded I share my peanut butter toast. It was truly frightening.
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say, they won.
Cute as they may be
ReplyDeleteIt really seems to me
If they demand your toast
You should have Critter Roast
Oh please, don't recoil
Just get some good tin foil
And roast them like potato
Then get out the tomato
And lettuce, if you please
And on them, mustard squeeze
And put them on a bun
Isn't Critter Roast fun?!
Bard or no bard... you're not right.
ReplyDelete