VIEWS FROM THE SHELL

Friday, July 21, 2006

"HEY... YOU GOTTA FREAKIN' PROBLEM?"

ALIAS: "Baby Bing" aka "Fat Cheeks"
STATUS: NJ Mob Boss
CHARGES: Labor racketeering and Enfamil drug ringleader.

The Pensive Turtle: I am bold but I also have some fears. I'll parachute off the top of the Austrian Alps, but am sometimes afraid to go into the basement alone. I am an artist, a musician, a writer and a thinker. I can appreciate the beauty in things that are often overlooked, and tend to overlook that which is ostentatious. I think those are probably enough characteristics, but I'll also throw in the fact that I am tidy, well-groomed, a decent cook and I don't snore.

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