
I won my very first eBay auction yesterday. I can't wait until it comes!!
Today I'm wearing jeans AND deodorant for the first time in nine days. I miss my sweatpants. Still can't do the bra yet, too many little scabbies. Fortunately, there ain't too much boob to corral and I can get away with layering a few shirts.
About to make my first public appearance at the grocery store. I figure if people look at me funny, I'll just tell them I'm the first known case of bird flu in North America. That should back them right the fuck off.
omg. now i have truly seen everything. lol
ReplyDeletei'm horrified.
and a bit turned on. lol.